“I work at a flower shop my boyfriend’s parents own,” Li let us know. “They own a couple of locations, so that leaves my stud and me alone in the store quite a bit. After we clean up at the end of the day, we’ll sneak in the back and have sex on the clipping table. It is kind of our routine.
“One time, my husband and I were rogering in the back room when some Lothario started rogering on the front door. My lady-killer was startled and this chab busted inside of me. I quickly ran up front to sell the customer a last-minute anniversary bouquet. When I got back, my charmer pointed out that my skirt was tucked in the back, and I wasn’t wearing my knickers. I had goo dripping down my haunch!”