Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for rod.

Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for pecker.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British Mommy I’D LIKE TO FUCK, commands 2 bigger than run of the mill Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery lady-killer arrives, that babe makes a decision she’d rather have his meat-thermometer than dinner.

She invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is smth I could choke on,” she says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, this man doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word that babe says…until this babe says, “I would really love to shag u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everyone understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where that babe sucks his ramrod, hops on top of it, rides it unyielding and jacks him onto her nice-looking face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To shag sexy HORNY HOUSEWIVES. At least that is the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who gets more porn cunt?

A. Pizza delivery boyz
B. Cable lads
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Furthermore, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mother and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. This babe is a swinger. She loves fellows who wear suits. We discovered her on Twitter. The ultimate job that babe is ever had?

“Shooting for you, of course!”

Of course!

The best job for dudes who crave to have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery dudes.

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