“You could definitely call this my punk rock phase,” El explained to us. “I spent so much time living up to my parents’ expectations. You know the drill-ballet, straight-A scholar, at not time had everything to drink or whatever. I just got fed up with it when I moved away for Uni. I realized everyone else had these great stories and adventures and I did not. I went out and got my first tattoo within a week of being there. Then I gave my first fellatio at a party I was not even invited to. I not at all learned the guy’s name. I plan on settling down one day, but for now I am just going to focus on fun.”
“I asked this smooth operator I met at the pub to take these. This lady-killer didn’t seem to have a problem with it! This chab really snapped a diminutive in number shots on his mobile, likewise. I found out later that this chab sent ’em to all of his friends along with the text, ‘Check out this freak I am with. She ASKED me to take these.’ His phone started blowing up after that. His whole fraternity wanted to come over and take turns on my love tunnel. I turned them down ‘coz I just wanted his schlong that night. Maybe I’ll do it in the future, though.”